Want a Brand Spankin’ New Life?

How do you acquire the American Dream? Apparently all you need is $3.5 million. That’s the cost to purchase the life of Shane Butcher on eBay.

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Anyone Bidding on the American Dream? (Photo by Infrogmation)

He’s not dying or anything. Butcher is a successful businessman who owns three R.U. Game?video game stores in Florida. The auction price tag includes a number of items including:

  • 2 really nice houses
  • 3 cars
  • Lots of furniture
  • 6 months of his mentorship during the business transition
  • 1 Thomas Kinkade painting
Wait, what? Where did Kinkade come in? That’s the weirdest thing to pop up in a list of cool stuff.

Butcher and his wife began at flea markets where they discovered the demand for all things retro. Then it was off to the world of retail success in 2009 by putting in 80 hour weeks.

Fox News in Tampa did a story on Butcher who said he’s happy whether anyone buys his life or not. One interesting quote from this story was when he was asked if the struggling economy has hurt his business.

“Not at all, a lot of times when the economy goes down, entertainment goes up…”

Butcher isn’t the first person to auction off everything on eBay. Ian Usher famously sold his life after his wife of 6 years left him. The adventurous Brit set out to complete a bucket list for the ages–100 amazing experiences in 100 weeks. Then he capped that off by purchasing his own island off the coast of Panama. And it only cost $48,000! He was even approached by Disney about possibly making a movie of his life.

These stories raise a lot of questions about the meaning of life and ultimate fulfillment. I was thinking about the rich guy that asked Jesus what he needed to do to secure eternal salvation, and how Jesus told him to sell all of his possessions and give to the poor. Of course, the real trick is the final part when Jesus said “then follow me.”

I guess it’s all about control and how tightly we hold on to what we have. We either believe that stuff if ours to begin with or that we only have it because God provides it. Ravi Zacharias tells a story of a man who said to Winston Churchill, “I want you to know, sir, that I am a self-made man.” Churchill reportedly replied, “Young man, you have just relieved God of a solemn responsibility.”

I appreciate the perspective of Butcher and Usher* who both seem positive as they sell those possessions in exchange for something more real, whatever that means to them.

Of course, you have to wonder what YOU would do. If I had $3.5 million dollars, well, then I probably wouldn’t have $3.5 million dollars because I know myself.

I wouldn’t mind running some kind of cool antiques place. Not the kind of antique shop that I always walk into with nothing but boring chairs and jewelry. Something with loads of vintage pop culture memorabilia would rock.

If you were able to buy a successful chain of stores, what industry would it be in?

*I guess it helps to have a last name that’s also an occupation.

  • Piper Bayard

    Actually, I would like to own parking spaces in the heart of every major city. Low maintenance, high return. That way I could continue to write. Because the fact is that if I won the Powerball tomorrow, I would not change a thing. Except to get the air conditioning fixed in my old car.

    • http://ClayWrites.com/ Clay Morgan

      Yes to parking lots. So much money! I would travel more but am pretty content in most other ways.

  • http://deuceology.wordpress.com Larry Carter

    I would want to own a comic book shop…deal with everything superheroes.

    • http://ClayWrites.com/ Clay Morgan

      What would you call your comic shop? Gotta have a great name.

  • http://twitter.com/SkippingAStone Skipping Stones

    This theme of stewardship keeps coming up in my life, and I’ll admit that I haven’t been the best steward of my money, my health, my time or my stuff. I totally agree that it’s about control, at least in my case, and I’ve had a hard time viewing what’s “mine” as more of a loan or gift.

    I have an idea of what I would do with that kind of money, though. I’d definitely travel and write about the places and people I meet. But it would be hard to stay away from home too long.

    • http://ClayWrites.com/ Clay Morgan

      Yup, life on the road can be fun but it’s always nice to come home.

  • http://www.facebook.com/knox.mccoy.9 Knox McCoy

    I think the Kinkade painting is the crown jewel of this collection.

    • http://ClayWrites.com/ Clay Morgan

      Thought you’d appreciate that.